5 Reasons A Loser Like You Will Never Make It
An Introspection
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You Have No Goals- Sure, you have dreams, but you know what? That smelly guy on the bench smoking cigarette butts off the sidewalk has dreams, too. Neither of you have goals. A dream is an abstract fantasy, a goal is a concrete mile-marker to be striven for. The only thing separating you from smelly guy are the cigarette butts.
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You Have No Drive - You read about the hard work it has taken others to succeed and you think there has to be another way. You think they are exaggerating the amount of hard work involved in becoming a success, that it will come to you because you are so nice and smart.
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You Are Easily Satisfied - You make a little money and think you have made it. You think it will just keep coming in, in ever expanding denominations. This just in, money does not have sexual organs. It does not procreate. You are the creator.
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You’re A Quitter - Doesn’t go your way? Wasn’t meant to be. You worked hard for a little while with no return, so what gives? You have better things to do.
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You Blame Others- Wasn’t your fault. Nobody would help you. Even worse, nobody would give anything to you. All a conspiracy to keep you in your place, THEY keep sh#tting on you. Now go have a seat before smelly guy smokes all the butts.
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March 6th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Hahhaaa! Hilarious! You’re 100% right, nothing in this life comes without any effort, well, at least to the majority of people (unless you’re one lucky son…). I see the roads in front of me, and I always have a choice to procrastinate, or work hard if I want to accomplish my goals. Unfortunatelly, humans sometimes find too much pleasure in procrastinating…
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Karen reply on March 11, 2008:
I’m a sleep deprived parent and procastinating and sleeping go hand in hand!!But no one gives a rat’s a$$ about lack of the above mentioned. You have to have desire to change what’s affecting your outcome, or lack of income..hahaha.
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March 7th, 2008 at 6:52 am
I know I’ll fall victim to my own procrastination game sometimes. Is procrastination solely a human creation?
nice photo by the way.
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March 7th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Procrastination is not solely human, all animals spend most of their time grooming themselves, sleeping, relaxing… GUILT, on the other hand, is “human creation”. We are the only creatures that feel guilt when we procrastinate. But I guess just like the remorse we feel when we eat a juicy steak, remembering how cute cows are at the same time, guilt also knows oblivion the following second. We still love cows, still meat lovers!
Jimi, great design for your blog! WOW!Really impressed
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March 7th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Jimi, istockphoto is a great place to buy the rights to professional photos…very cheap, too.
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March 7th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Good site, I like the way your write. You are very entertaining. I read in one of your post you use google analytics? I could never get that to work for me. I don’t know why. Anyways, good luck. I hope you make it big. And Me too.
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March 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
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March 7th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Hey Nate,
Very funny (and true) observations
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March 8th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Thanks, Sharon. I was intentionally being hard on myself, but it is all true. for a lot of us I think.
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March 8th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Good one. another reason: “Think too much and do very less”
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March 8th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Well I’m glad to know this does NOT apply to me.
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March 9th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Very nice article. Thanks
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March 9th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
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March 12th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Thanks, Alan!
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